Confession
Even the fish wouldn't have got
caught if he would of kept his
mouth shut
There is no life without
water, because without
water there is
no coffee and
without coffee,
I will kill you all :)
I apologize that being a parent
is very hard to fit into your
schedule but
what I did was
canceled my
life to make
it work
This could be my
medication talking
but im feeling good
I am not a complete idiot!!!
There is a few parts
missing.
I'm sorry for the
unkind words
I spoke out
of hunger.
Your ass must get jealous of all
the shit that
comes out of
your mouth.
Dear life,
When I asked if my day
could get worse, it was a
rhetorical question
not a challenge.
I'm already going to Hell.
Now I'm just trying to
get a good spot!
Some people have the calm
before the storm.
I have the panic
before the
nothing.
If you have a problem with me
please write it nicely
on a piece of paper,
put it in an envelope,
fold it up and
shove it up
your ass.
Know how I know I like you?
When I think about you I get all
tingly in my special place.
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