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I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I may have over-trusted that fart.
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