I love going to the gym during the first few weeks after New Years. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
My New Year’s resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. How long do you think this fantasy will last?
My New Year’s Resolution is to become a skinny bitch… actually just skinny, I’m already a bitch.
I'm opening a gym called 'Resolutions'. It will have exercise equip- ment in it for the first two weeks and then it turns into a bar for the rem...