New Years
I love going to the gym during
the first few weeks
after New Years.
The newbies
make me look
like a Victoria
Secret model.
My New Year’s resolution is to be
more positive and
less sarcastic.
How long do you
think this fantasy
will last?
My New Year’s Resolution is to
become a skinny bitch…
actually just skinny,
I’m already a bitch.
This could be my medication
talking, but I’m
feeling good
about this
New Year.
My New Year’s resolution is to
ignore anyone who asks me
about my New Year’s resolution.
My New Year’s resolution is to be
as good-looking
as I was
last year.
I'm opening a gym called
'Resolutions'. It will
have exercise equip-
ment in it for the first
two weeks and then it
turns into a bar for the
rem...
I'm going to save my
resolution for 2015,
I think I want to be
an asshole for
another year.
My New Year's resolution is to
be more positive and less
sarcastic... Like I won't
screw that up
right away.
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