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My New Year’s resolution is to be
as good-looking
as I was
last year. 
God promised men that good and
obedient wives would
be found in all corners
of the world. Then He
made the earth
round...and laughed
and l... 
I love Christmas lights!
They remind me of
my friends. They
all hang together,
half of them don’t
work, and the ones
that do aren’t th... 
I almost sent you a real
birthday card but
thankfully
my internet
connection
came back. 
Today is a perfect day
for you to treat an
American veteran
significantly better
than America
does. 
Wow honey, the house is so
clean! Was the internet
down for a while
today? 
My New Year’s resolution is to be
more positive and
less sarcastic.
How long do you
think this fantasy
will last? 
I wrote a new song today.. It’s
called “I could love you forever, If
you were someone
else.” 
4th of July... Blah blah
blah... let's drink! 
Please text me back so I know
when it's a good time to call you
to break up. 
