Christmas Season
I'm a shopaholic on the road to
recovery....
Just kidding. I'm
actually on the road
to the Dollar Tree
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
Get me bike parts!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
Get me the latest
swimming gear.
Dear Santa, For Christmas I want
a fat bank account
and a thin body.
Please don’t fuck it
up like you did last
year and the year
before ...
I’m dreaming of a White
Christmas. But if the
white runs outs,
I will drink the red.
Santa has been reading your
Facebook status…
He’s going to
send you a
dictionary for
Christmas.
I saw your Tumblr pictures…..
You’re getting
clothes and a
Bible for Christmas.
Merry Christmas to someone who
is smart, sexy,
friendly and
reminds me
a lot of myself!
All I want for Christmas is enough
alcohol to get me through
Christmas.
I love Christmas lights!
They remind me of
my friends. They
all hang together,
half of them don’t
work, and the ones
that do aren’t th...
Bad girls like you don’t go on my
naughty list… you go in my little
black book.
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