I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery.... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the Dollar Tree
Dear Santa, For Christmas I want a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don’t fuck it up like you did last year and the year before ...
Santa has been reading your Facebook status… He’s going to send you a dictionary for Christmas.
I love Christmas lights! They remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don’t work, and the ones that do aren’t th...