Seasonal
Today is the:
International Rabbit Day
Today is the International Day
for the Preservation of the
Ozone Layer, so get
a grip and stop
polluting
I love helping the planet,
so let's save water
by showering
together.
Nothing says the "true meaning of
Christmas" like
scaring your kids
into being good
with a creepy Elf
on the Shelf.
The first person I hear
complaining about this
summer being too
damn hot gets
thunder-punched
in the throat!
Dear Mother Nature, Get back on
your meds, open
a bottle of wine,
& start thinking
warm, happy
thoughts!
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