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Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
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