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There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
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