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i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I am so in L-word with you.
A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.
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