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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
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