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My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
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I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
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