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I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
Thanks for your concern, but no, I'm not sick, dying or sad. I just forgot to put eye makeup on this morning.
Darling, It's not going to fuck itself...
I eat cake on daily basis and I do not feel guilty, because I exercise.
Congratulations on being only 19 babies away from your own reality show.
This weekend should be fun...I have absolutely no intention on being good.
My life will never be the same without you. It will be much better.
What do you mean I should be more productive? Do you think this cocktail made itself?
Let's see... hmmmm... yep, just as I suspected... you're full of SHIT!!
I want to grow old and disgusting with you.
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