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Halloween means no difference to me... I'm a Witch all year.
I used to think you took my breath away then i realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit!
My grandma said the Internet has completely ruined people’s ability to communicate properly. I told her she didn’t know fuck about shi...
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Tanztee im Salon Gliem + Schubanz Gesellschaftsspiele inklusive!
Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
Most people don't realize this, but you can swim without telling Facebook about it.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Hell who am I kidding. I hope you fall down the Fucking stairs too.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
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