Login | Men Say Cards

Recommended

Just wanted to offer my deepest condolences on having to be in a relationship with me.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
My life will never be the same without you. It will be much better.
People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had and I'm glad you're gone.
If I hit snooze 3 times it should automatically send an email to my boss saying I'll be out sick.
Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. All.The.Time.
Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo.
My family is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get but you can be sure there are gonna be some nuts in there somewhere.
Life is too short to date a douche bag.
I started on a new diet… It’s called the I have $10 until Friday diet.