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There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
4th of July... Blah blah blah... let's drink!
Today I decided to just not give a fuck. And if you see me tomorrow, It will be the same.
Nothing says I LOVE YOU more, than a variety box of prescription drugs.
Now accepting applications for a partner in crime, must have a sense of humor, attention to detail nudity may be required
I predict Breaking Bad will end even more horrifically than most of my relationship.
My condolences on losing your balls.
I wish we had even clue as to what we're doing
The sound of my co-worker eating is equivalent to gorillas giving birth to quintuplets
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