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I’m not a “Facebook Stalker”. I prefer the term “Social Media Analyst”.
Life is too short to date a douche bag.
I am not sure if a handful of Xanax counts as your "Something blue".
Don't underestimate me darling, I can go from Lady to Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
I'm so bored at work, that I'm actually doing my job..
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
All I want for Christmas is someone to fake an orgasm for.
Nothing is happiness like scoring front row tix to your fav band
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