Anniversary
Happy birthday, Claudiu!
It would be significantly easier to
wish you a happy
birthday if you
were on
Facebook
I hope we have so much fun
tonight that you have to tell me
all about it tomorrow.
Where should we drink lunch
today?
God, grant me the serenity to
accept the stupid people as they
are, the courage to maintain
self-control and the wisdom to
know that if I act
on ...
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on
the same night.
Marriage lets you annoy one
special person for the rest of
your life.
I'm sorry but there's no "clear
history" button for your vagina.
Sometimes the first step to
forgiveness is understanding the
person is a complete idiot.
It's remarkable how long we've
tolerated each other.
Thanks for still wanting to
have sex with me after
seeing human
beings emerge
screaming for
my vagina.
Today marks the first anniversary
of me remembering
when your
anniversary is.
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