Wedding
Most women desire someone who
makes them laugh and
also feel safe,
so basically a
clown ninja.
People say the secret to marriage
is make sure you marry your best
friend. Well, unfortunately
I'm not a lesbian
so you'll have
to do.
You're cordially invited to witness
a large chunk of
our parent's saving
disappear in a
five-hour time
span.
Let's decide who we're inviting to
our wedding and who will never
speak to us again.
Let's celebrate the day you gave
up on finding anyone better than
me.
The key to a happy marriage is to
keep the fights clean and
the sex dirty.
Congratulations on probably not
dying alone.
I am not sure if a handful of
Xanax counts as your
"Something blue".
More Wedding planning? ...ain't
nobody got time
for that!
Did you hear scientist found a
new food that decreases a
women's sex drive
by 95%?
It's called a
Wedding
Cake
Congratulations on probably not
dying alone.
Congratulations on sleeping with
the same person
for the rest of
eternity.
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