Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
People say the secret to marriage is make sure you marry your best friend. Well, unfortunately I'm not a lesbian so you'll have to do.
You're cordially invited to witness a large chunk of our parent's saving disappear in a five-hour time span.
Did you hear scientist found a new food that decreases a women's sex drive by 95%? It's called a Wedding Cake