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The best way to remember your 30th birthday, is not at all. Have fun.
I can't afford a costume this year. I will be going as a "Broke Ass Bitch".
You can't win a fight with a crazy person because they don't know when they have lost.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
Happy anniversary on escaping your mom's womb.
I feel strong, free, and beautiful when I delete bullshit from my life!
I hate mornings. And Mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy
I’m not upset it’s Monday, I’m upset I have to change out of my Pajamas and put my bra back on.
I'm too busy to tell people how busy I am.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
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