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I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you.
I hate mornings. And Mondays. And working. But other than that I'm entirely happy
Happy Mother's Day to all my bitches.
As if your swimming weren't embarrassing enough... Now you are going to ride a bike and run too? I really don't think this friendship is wor...
Santa has been reading your Facebook status… He’s going to send you a dictionary for Christmas.
I bet that when I was little girl my father never thought that I would grow up to be such a beautiful and loving financial obligation.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Mocking stupid people is the glue that holds our friendship together!
Thanks for being my support. You're like a good bra, you always "perk" me up.
Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.