Register | Men Say Cards

Recommended

I don't drink when I golf. I take my drinking very seriously. Don't need that golf to get in my way!
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me bike parts!
I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without guns? (Recommended)
I'm playing it safe this year. I'm marinating the Turkey in vodka, making vodka cranberries, vodka stuffing and a jello shots for dessert. That s...
Funny Valentine's Day Ecard: If I worked in a restaurant on valentines day I would put fake engagement rings in all the women's glasses.
I have come to the conclusion that I should definitely drink more when trying to deal with you.
I'm excited this Thanksgiving to eat like the 1% and drink like the 99%.
Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.