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Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
I may have over-trusted that fart.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
A simple way to reduce shower time is masturbating beforehand.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
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