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I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I wish I really was as witty & sarcastic as people think I am, but the truth is that I'm just being brutally honest with them & they think ...
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday