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I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
I am so in L-word with you.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
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