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Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I am so in L-word with you.
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