Mother's Day
MOTHERHOOD ...
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LOVE
Fueled by
COFFEE!!
Thanks for not ditching me in a
dumpster.
Treat mom to a margarita
this mother's day!
Remember, you're the
reason she drinks.
All moms gave birth to a child
except my mom.
She gave birth to
a legend.
Mom, thanks for not being
famous enough to
adopt a black baby
instead of me.
Happy Mother's Day to all my
bitches.
Thanks for not leaving me on
someone's doorstep.
Happy
Mother's Day.
Dear Mom,
I'm sorry about the
stretch marks.
Happy Mother's
Day!
We all know I'm your favorite
child.
Happy Mother's Day!
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