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Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
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