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Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
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