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You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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