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My life is a very complicated drinking game.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
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