Thinking of you
I want to be the reason you look
down at your phone
and smile
The only acceptable place to
smack a lady
is her ass.
I shaved for our date and I'm
hoping that you
did too...
I am just going to keep calling
and texting you
until you under-
stand how normal
I am.
I wish you weren't here.
If you knew how much I've been
thinking about you,
you wouldn't be
talking to me
right now.
I can't believe how much I'm not
sick of you.
I can't stop drinking about you.
I don't believe anything I read on
Facebook,
including my
own status
updates.
I wish you were here. Instead of
me.
Nothing that Facebook changes
will ever keep me from
stalking you.
Call me when you quit dieting.
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