Encouragement
Today is the:
Hug a Vegetarian
Day
Oh, Gothenburg is
going to be lovely!
Just what I need
right now ;)
May your life be one day
so awesome like
you pretend on
Facebook :)
Wow honey, the house is so
clean! Was the internet
down for a while
today?
If you pulled your head
out of your ass, your
life wouldn't seem
so shitty.
I'd rather have you stare at my
boobs than at your
phone on our date.
Please stop wishing upon
me...I'm a different kind of star
Life is too short. Never pass up
the opportunity to make
someone smile,
or tell someone
they’re a moron.
Men say a women's place
is in the kitchen, just
remember, that's
where all the
knives are.
Nothing says I LOVE YOU more,
than a variety box of
prescription drugs.
You're a whore! Case closed.
May your latest relationship
last longer than
a seal during
Shark Week.
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