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It's times like this son that I wish I would've left you on the sheets.
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Congratulations on being only 19 babies away from your own reality show.
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Every time I see a cute kid, I remind my self how awesome it is to sleep through the night.
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I wish we had even clue as to what we're doing
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You're going to be a great MILF.
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Oh, you think I need parenting advice? Well thank you so much, and by that, I mean eat shit and die!
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MAURY. Helpin hoes find they baby daddy's since 1991!
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FYI, It's not BABYSITTING If they're your own kids!
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You know you're a mom when, your fantasies are about sleeping.
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Dear, Wal-Mart mothers, Ignoring your screaming kid will NOT make him/her disappear or stop screaming.
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I see all these posts from moms on how great their kids are and all the sweet things they do for them. Me? I'm just glad my kids haven't killed e...
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