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I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.