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If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
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