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Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
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