Thanks
"How beautiful a day can be,
when kindness touches it!" ...
George Elliston said
Dear liver,
Thanks for all the
support last night.
I couldn't have done
it without you!
Thanks for going to great lengths
to make feel okay
about the size of
my penis.
Thanks for dating someone ugly
after me. I win.
Thanks for spending your parent's
hard-earned
money on me.
Thanks for being my support.
You're like a good
bra, you always
"perk" me up.
Thanks. Your gift was absolutely
perfect for
someone who's
not me.
Thanks for ignoring all my calls
and texts while updating
your Facebook every
5 minutes from
your phone.
Thanks for texting me after the
hurricane to see
if I died.
Darling, it was the best 30
seconds, ever. Really.
Your gift was absolutely perfect
for someone who's
not me.
I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...
I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-Fucking-
Self" list! And surprise!
The shit gets done!
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