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I don’t want to sound like a badass but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
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