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I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
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