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My life is a very complicated drinking game.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
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