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I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the earth round...and laughed and l...
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
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