College
Anyone can be cool, but
awesomeness takes practice
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
I don't always drink beer, but
when I do,
I prefer
whatever
the fuck
you're
buying.
You can't fix stupid...
But you can sure as
heck point and
laugh at it!
My boyfriend is like a
trampoline...
I don't have a
trampoline.
NURSING SCHOOL
SURVIVAL:
Caffeine by day.
ETOH by night.
You know it's over when I don't
even want you when
I'm drunk!
College - The most expensive
party I've ever been to.
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