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The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I may have over-trusted that fart.
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