1000s of Free eCards
4th of July
St. Patrick's Day
Thinking of you
Add To Favorites
Create your own card
[ New Image ]
Notify me when this card has been received
Send me a copy of this card
(copy code below for embedding this card anywhere on the web)
<a href="https://mensaycards.com/card/319" target="_blank"><img src="https://mensaycards.com/cards/319.png" width="398" height="273" /></a>
(copy link below and send it any way you like)
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
I must admit, you brought religion into my life, I never believed in hell until I met you.
New Featured eCards