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I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
I love everybody, Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid and some I would love to punch in the face.
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I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
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