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i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I don’t need Therapy. I have Wine.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Narcissism - It's my best friend.
I am so in L-word with you.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
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