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All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.