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I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Honey, stop with the lies. Did you forget we know you in real life?
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
I don’t want to sound like a badass but, I eject my USB without removing it safely.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
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