I'll have you know, I want to kiss your lips, and at the same time I'd like to punch you in the face for even considering hurting me.
that moment when you abandon the group prank call script and wing it... "IM FROM THE VA BCH DEPT OF DEA BUREAU.. WE'LL BE RAIDING YOU IN A HOU...
I would delete you off of my Facebook friends list, but then you wouldn't be able to see all the fun things I do without you.
I don't regret burning my bridges. I regret that some people weren't on those bridges when I burnt them.
People say you never know what you have until it's gone. Well, I know what I had and I'm glad you're gone.