Breakup
Sorry Dustin let's just be friends!
I'll have you know, I want to kiss
your lips, and at the same time I'd
like to punch you in the face for
even considering
hurting me.
that moment when you abandon
the group prank call script and
wing it...
"IM FROM THE VA BCH DEPT
OF DEA BUREAU..
WE'LL BE RAIDING
YOU IN A HOU...
I'm breaking up with my belly fat.
Sorry, fat, you're just
not looking good
anymore.
I would delete you off of my
Facebook friends list,
but then you wouldn't
be able to see all the
fun things I do
without you.
Of course I realize how
stupid I can be!
Haven't you
met my Ex?
I wish I could order Karma like
pizza and have it
delivered in
30 min or less.
I don't regret burning my bridges.
I regret that some
people weren't on
those bridges
when I burnt
them.
People say you never know what
you have until it's gone.
Well, I know what
I had and I'm glad
you're gone.
Que risa me das.. Pensastes que
eras el unico?Si el unico
PENDEJO !!
So then I told him, "Let's just be
friends!"
Anybody who’s said break ups
are hard obviously hasn’t used
shopping as a
healing process.
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