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My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Money can't buy me happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
I am so in L-word with you.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
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