4th of July
Pasticceria Cocktail
I used to think you took my
breath away, then I realised
I was just suffocating
on your bullshit.
Life starts all over again
when it gets crisp
in the fall
Tanztee im Salon
Gliem + Schubanz
Gesellschaftsspiele
inklusive!
You can't fix stupid but you can
watch it in action
everyday at
Parker Hannifin.
When I go to Blanchette's
wall, I fully expect
train wrecks.
They're my
favorite!
My life would be nothing without
Dexter.
I drink coffee for your protection.
Sometimes I drink a glass of
water, just to
surprise my
liver!
I am currently in the planning
stages of a hangover.
This July 4th, let's celebrate our
freedom to be trapped for five
hours in horrifying standstill
traffic.
We should celebrate this great
nation of immigrants as
soon as I see your
proof of citizenship.
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