Workplace
I'm so bored at work that I'm
actually doing my job.
Today is the
Business Women's
day
I work well with others
when they leave
me the fuck alone.
Sometimes I can't figure out if I'm
in preschool or high school.
Oh wait...I'm
at work.
Being friends with co-workers is
like having pet tigers...fun in
theory but you still wonder when
they will turn
on you.
I hate mornings. And Mondays.
And working. But other than that
I'm entirely happy
There are no limits to what you
can accomplish when you are
supposed to be doing something
else.
I'd prefer a job where I am politely
ignored and left to my own
devices...with unlimited
internet access,
cupcakes and
coffee.
I'm pretty sure God created
only 6 days, Monday
was definitely made
by Satan.
We have to play in the same sand
box, so let's get along!
The sound of my co-worker
eating is equivalent to gorillas
giving birth to quintuplets
I’m exhausted after a long day of
not giving a fuck.
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