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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
Bitchcraft :
The art of pissing
people off by telling
them the truth.
Insanity doesn't run in my family.
It strolls through getting to
know us one at a time.
My grandma said the Internet has
completely ruined
people’s ability to
communicate
properly. I told
her she didn’t
know fuck about shi...
I scored 400 on
Flappy Bird,
should I put this
achievement
on my CV ?
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