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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
Make no mistake between my
personality and my
attitude.
My personality is
who I am.
My attitude depends
on who you are.
My life would be nothing without
Dexter.
I like to surround myself with
people who share in my
inappropriate comments,
sarcasm and random
shenanigans.
My family is like a box of
chocolates, you never know what
you're gonna get but you can be
sure there are gonna be some
nuts in there somewhere.
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