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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
I'm always available to discuss
your problems via text.
I work well with others when they
leave me the fuck alone.
Dear life,
When I asked if my day
could get worse, it was a
rhetorical question
not a challenge.
I'm not a psychologist,
but I see your problem,
and it is YOU.
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