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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Let's not put a label on what we're
doing, let's just say it works until
we both find someone better.
Life is too short to date a douche
bag.
Oh honey I see right
through fake smiles
and fake kindness.
God didn't give me
a sixth sense for
nothing.
Friends are God’s way of
apologizing for family.
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