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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
Remember when I asked for
your opinion? Yeah, me
neither.
Thanks for going to great lengths
to make feel okay
about the size of
my penis.
The only acceptable place to
smack a lady
is her ass.
That moment when you have so
much shit to do, that you decide
to take a nap
instead.
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