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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Dear Parents, Thank you for
giving me a weird
name. Sincerely,
The child who
doesn't have a
customized
key chain.
Just added my son as a friend on
Facebook and his status
said WTF mom It’s so
cute of him that he
greeted me with
Welcome To
Facebook Mo...
I am just going to keep calling
and texting you
until you under-
stand how normal
I am.
Great minds think alike, but dirty
minds work together.
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