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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
If it wasn't for someone like me,
things would get done around
here.
Your ass must get jealous of all
the shit that
comes out of
your mouth.
A real best friend makes your
family question your sexuality.
We have to play in the same sand
box, so let's get along!
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