Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me alot of myself...from one fabulous bitch to another!
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck everyone. Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all you looking at me fuck off
Let's not put a label on what we're doing, let's just say it works until we both find someone better.
Oh honey I see right through fake smiles and fake kindness. God didn't give me a sixth sense for nothing.