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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
I have come to the conclusion that
I should definitely drink
more when trying
to deal with you.
I eat cake on daily basis
and I do not feel
guilty, because
I exercise.
I think I'm falling Intolerate with
you.
Some people need to be hit
real hard with reality, kicked
in the face by karma, and take
a big dose of grow
the fuck up.
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