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Don't underestimate me darling,
I can go from Lady to
Ghetto in 2.5 seconds.
All I want for Christmas is you...
Nah just kidding :)
I want my Flappy
May your finals be as
easy as you are.
Fuck this, fuck you, fuck
everyone. Just fuck
this fucking shit,
you mother fucker
and for all you
looking at me
fuck off
My condolences on losing your
balls.
If you need to talk,
I will pretend
to listen.
Apparently God only gives us
what he thinks we can
handle. He must think
I'm a bad-ass.
Happy birthday to someone who
is smart, gorgeous, funny and
reminds me alot of myself...from
one fabulous bitch to another!
Just curious what you're doing
and wearing right now
I think I have Alzheimer's
because I can't remember when
I asked you for your fucking
opinion?
We bought you Crocs to protect
your virginity son.
The sound of my co-worker
eating is equivalent to gorillas
giving birth to quintuplets
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