Thanksgiving
This Thanksgiving, cherish to time
spent with your family as a
reminder of why you moved very
far away
from your
family.
Happy Thanksgiving, because
nothing makes
me more
thankful than
several
bottles
of wine.
I'm excited this Thanksgiving to
eat like the 1% and drink like the
99%.
This Thanksgiving, try not to
bitch-slap your
mother-in-law...
...at least not too hard.
Happy Thanksgiving to someone
as ungrateful as me.
Save a turkey.
Stuff a mother-in-law.
Fuck it… I’m gonna be a bitch for
Thanksgiving too.
Thanksgiving makes me grateful
Thanksgiving is
almost over.
I can't wait to nap
trough 85% of
my visit home.
I'm playing it safe this year. I'm
marinating the Turkey in
vodka, making vodka
cranberries, vodka
stuffing and a jello shots
for dessert. That s...
Black Friday: Because
only in America do
people trample each
other exactly one day
after being thankful for
what they already
have!
Thanksgiving, Bringing out the
best in family dysfunction
since 1863.
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