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I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
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Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
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Mocking stupid people is the glue that holds our friendship together!
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Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.
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You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
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I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
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Behind every good woman is a good friend.
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We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
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Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me alot of myself...from one fabulous bitch to another!
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I have come to the conclusion that I should definitely drink more when trying to deal with you.
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As your best friend, I will always be there for you. Until you post a picture of me on Facebook I didn’t approve.
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True friends don't get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you back with something even better.
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked you for your fucking opinion?
Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
A real friend is someone who knows how totally crazy you really are, but is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
I'm not a psychologist, but I see your problem, and it is YOU.
As your best friend, I will always be there for you. Until you post a picture of me on Facebook I didn’t approve.
A real best friend makes your family question your sexuality.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.