I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me alot of myself...from one fabulous bitch to another!
I have come to the conclusion that I should definitely drink more when trying to deal with you.
As your best friend, I will always be there for you. Until you post a picture of me on Facebook I didn’t approve.