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The older I get, the more I realize how much I fucking hate people.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
I'm sorry for the unkind words I spoke out of hunger.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
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