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I am so in L-word with you.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
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