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I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm already going to Hell. Now I'm just trying to get a good spot!
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