Congratulations
Happy
International
Women's Day
Today is a perfect day
for you to treat an
American veteran
significantly better
than America
does.
Congratulations to Michelle
"The most interesting woman in
the world"
She can suck down
those beers like
there's no tomorrow
That’s very interesting. Why don’t
you write it down, put it in
an envelope, and mail it
to someone that actually
gives a crap!
Congratulations on
driving sober.
Congratulations on losing the
weight we were
pretending you
didn't need
to lose.
Congratulations on your little
accident.
Congratulations on almost
quitting smoking.
Congratulations on not being
sterile.
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