Reminders
Facebook is great for reminders!
Every day it reminds
of why I don't like
people.
Tip: Someone who really loves
and cares for you, will
not isolate you from
your family and
friends.
I already know I'm going to hell...
At this point it's
really go big or
go home.
When I kill a spider,
I don't clean it up,
I leave it there so
the rest know not to
fuck with me.
I hate to spend money on shoes
and purses, but
the economy
needs me.
It's always better to top off on
muffin tits. Never on muffin tops.
Let’s not put a label on what we’re
doing, let’s just say it works until
we both find someone better.
If woman is bad in parking, it's
only because she is constantly
lied about what
8 inched is.
I've reached the age where
happy hour is a nap.
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