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My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves...
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Your face looks like a pussy and I'm in the mood for fisting.
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
I'm pretty sure the cops are going to come question me tomorrow, about the wings I just murdered tonight.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
We can't all be princesses, someone has to clap when I walk by.
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
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