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Men will never know the agony of childbirth, menstrual cramps or taking off glitter nail polish.
My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
I'd let you kiss me on the mouth immediately after oral sex.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
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