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Dear life, When I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
You can't fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.
Pink is the only color I finger paint with!
Bitch, I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
My life is a very complicated drinking game.
There is no life without water, because without water there is no coffee and without coffee, I will kill you all :)
I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun.
My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.
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