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Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
I may have over-trusted that fart.
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