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My top 5 exercises: 1) jumping to conclusions 2) flying off the handle 3) carrying things too far 4) dodging responsibilities 5) pushing my luc...
If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up and shove it up your ass.
Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
I may have over-trusted that fart.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
Today I will not be Wearing a bra, Getting dressed, Or leaving the house Lazy Sunday
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
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