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I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. But if the white runs outs, I will drink the red.
Bad girls like you don’t go on my naughty list… you go in my little black book.
All I want for Christmas is enough alcohol to get me through Christmas.
I'm a shopaholic on the road to recovery.... Just kidding. I'm actually on the road to the Dollar Tree
Dear Santa, I'm writing you to let you know that I've been naughty... and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard.
I love Christmas lights! They remind me of my friends. They all hang together, half of them don’t work, and the ones that do aren’t th...
I'm pretty sure Santa chooses Ho Ho Hos before Bros.
All I want for Christmas is you... Nah just kidding :) Get me the latest swimming gear.
I hope you like this present better than I did when I received it.
Your gift will be arriving late or never.
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