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 Thanks for dating someone ugly 
after me. I win.
					Thanks for dating someone ugly 
after me. I win.  I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...
I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-Fucking-
Self" list! And surprise!
The shit gets done!
					I don't have a "Honey-Do" list...
I have an "I'll-Do-It-My-Fucking-
Self" list! And surprise!
The shit gets done!  Your gift was absolutely perfect
for someone who's
not me.
					Your gift was absolutely perfect
for someone who's
not me.  Thanks. Your gift was absolutely 
perfect for 
someone who's 
not me.
					Thanks. Your gift was absolutely 
perfect for 
someone who's 
not me.  Thanks for spending your parent's 
hard-earned 
money on me.
					Thanks for spending your parent's 
hard-earned 
money on me.  Darling, it was the best 30
seconds, ever. Really.
					Darling, it was the best 30
seconds, ever. Really.  Thanks for going to great lengths 
to make feel okay 
about the size of 
my penis.
					Thanks for going to great lengths 
to make feel okay 
about the size of 
my penis.  Thanks for being my support. 
You're like a good 
bra, you always 
"perk" me up.
					Thanks for being my support. 
You're like a good 
bra, you always 
"perk" me up.  Thanks for ignoring all my calls 
and texts while updating 
your Facebook every 
5 minutes from 
your phone.
					Thanks for ignoring all my calls 
and texts while updating 
your Facebook every 
5 minutes from 
your phone.  Dear liver,
Thanks for all the 
support last night. 
I couldn't have done 
it without you!
					Dear liver,
Thanks for all the 
support last night. 
I couldn't have done 
it without you!  
			 
			
		