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 I'll have you know, I want to kiss 
your lips, and at the same time I'd 
like to punch you in the face for 
even considering
hurting me.
					I'll have you know, I want to kiss 
your lips, and at the same time I'd 
like to punch you in the face for 
even considering
hurting me.  I'm breaking up with my belly fat. 
Sorry, fat, you're just 
not looking good 
anymore.
					I'm breaking up with my belly fat. 
Sorry, fat, you're just 
not looking good 
anymore.  Please text me back so I know
when it's a good time to call you
to break up.
					Please text me back so I know
when it's a good time to call you
to break up.  Life is too short to date a douche
bag.
					Life is too short to date a douche
bag.  I wish I could order Karma like 
pizza and have it 
delivered in 
30 min or less.
					I wish I could order Karma like 
pizza and have it 
delivered in 
30 min or less.   I wrote all of your opinions on 
toilet paper so I can 
wipe my ass with it.
					I wrote all of your opinions on 
toilet paper so I can 
wipe my ass with it.  I used to think you took my breath
away then i realized
I was just being
suffocated by your
bullshit!
					I used to think you took my breath
away then i realized
I was just being
suffocated by your
bullshit!  My life will never be the same
without you. It will
be much better.
					My life will never be the same
without you. It will
be much better.  It's better to have loved and lost
than to live with a psycho for
the rest of your life.
					It's better to have loved and lost
than to live with a psycho for
the rest of your life.  Cheers to your breakup.
It's about fucking
time!
					Cheers to your breakup.
It's about fucking
time!  
			 
			
		