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I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
I apologize that being a parent is very hard to fit into your schedule but what I did was canceled my life to make it work
Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
Sometimes when people are talking to me I daydream about what they would do if I suddenly punched them right in the face.
i hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
If I were a Lannister you would be my sister.
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