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I'm not saying she's a slut, but her vagina volunteers a lot.
Bitchcraft : The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.
I’m pretty sure I was supposed to be a princess. No seriously. Somebody needs to fix this.
When girls say; "Lets do dinner or something." I'm always thinking "something" is more rewarding.
It's a bird! It's a plane! No... wait... It's just that flying fuck I don't give.
Know how I know I like you? When I think about you I get all tingly in my special place.
Tried to count my swear words for one day. F**k that shit. I was born to swear.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
I'm kind of lady, but definitely more of a pervert.
The best part of my day is when my pills kick in. I love Unicorns!
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