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I'm going to hell in every religion!
Apparently God only gives us what he thinks we can handle. He must think I'm a bad-ass.
My condolences on losing your balls.
America was not shut down properly. Would you like to start America in safe mode, with free healthcare and without guns? (Recommended)
If you need to talk, I will pretend to listen.
Men: if you ever wanna know what a woman's mind feels like, imagine a browser with 2,857 tabs open. All.The.Time.
Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.
If you can not win an argument, correct their grammar instead.
The best thing about you and me is me.
Welcome to the land where you can get sunburn and frostbite in the same week.
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