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Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
I'm not a psychologist, but I see your problem, and it is YOU.
Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me alot of myself...from one fabulous bitch to another!
I have come to the conclusion that I should definitely drink more when trying to deal with you.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked you for your fucking opinion?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
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