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This could be my medication talking but im feeling good
Instead of milk with my cereal I use vodka, and also instead of my cereal I use cranberry juice.
Even the fish wouldn't have got caught if he would of kept his mouth shut
I am not a complete idiot!!! There is a few parts missing.
Some people have the calm before the storm. I have the panic before the nothing.
Sunday...a day of rest...REST of the laundry, REST of the housework and REST of all the other crap I didn't do Yesterday!!!
I'd do anything to lose 101lbs, except eat healthy and work out.
Of course I'm an angel! The horns are just there to keep my halo straight.
All this bullshit made me strong motherfucker.
My favorite winter activity is going back inside and putting my pajamas on.
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