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As your best friend, I will always be there for you. Until you post a picture of me on Facebook I didn’t approve.
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked you for your fucking opinion?
Mocking stupid people is the glue that holds our friendship together!
A real best friend makes your family question your sexuality.
I'm not a psychologist, but I see your problem, and it is YOU.
I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
I have come to the conclusion that I should definitely drink more when trying to deal with you.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
True friends don't get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you back with something even better.
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