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Happy birthday to someone who is smart, gorgeous, funny and reminds me alot of myself...from one fabulous bitch to another!
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.
A real friend is someone who knows how totally crazy you really are, but is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
True friends don't get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you back with something even better.
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