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Behind every good woman is a good friend.
Your secret is safe with me and my best friend.
As your best friend, I will always be there for you. Until you post a picture of me on Facebook I didn’t approve.
A real friend is someone who knows how totally crazy you really are, but is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
Mocking stupid people is the glue that holds our friendship together!
I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked you for your fucking opinion?
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
I'm not a psychologist, but I see your problem, and it is YOU.