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Make no mistake between my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
Behind every good woman is a good friend.
We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.
True friends don't get offended when you insult them. They laugh and insult you back with something even better.
I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked you for your fucking opinion?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
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