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I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked you for your fucking opinion?
I'm not a psychologist, but I see your problem, and it is YOU.
I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I've stalked you on the internet.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile.
A real friend is someone who knows how totally crazy you really are, but is still willing to be seen out in public with you.
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos.
I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans.
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither.
You're a sarcastic asshole, you have a fucked up sense of humour and you're weird as fuck...I like that shit